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Every franchise plays all 11 opponents at least once
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Every franchise gets exactly 7 home and 7 away games
⚠️ 4 pairing(s) repeat from the frozen 2022-2026 groups
The 14 weeks are a full 11-round round robin plus 3 repeat rounds. The repeat rounds advance every season (this year: rounds 4, 5, 6), so across an 11-year cycle every pair of franchises is doubled up exactly three times. Nobody keeps a soft draw, and nobody keeps a hard one.
2031 Week by Week
Week 1
Cougar Hunters
at Jack-Hammers
Not That Drunk
at Rehab is for quitters
Smokin' Stogies
at Roger After Rehab
Bleacher Bums
at Red N' Mellow
Designated Drinker
at Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
Show Me Your TDS
at Brady's Out
Week 2
Roger After Rehab
at Cougar Hunters
Rehab is for quitters
at Red N' Mellow
Jack-Hammers
at Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
Brady's Out
at Not That Drunk
Smokin' Stogies
at Show Me Your TDS
Designated Drinker
at Bleacher Bums
Week 3
Cougar Hunters
at Smokin' Stogies
Not That Drunk
at Bleacher Bums
Jack-Hammers
at Designated Drinker
Rehab is for quitters
at Show Me Your TDS
Roger After Rehab
at Brady's Out
Red N' Mellow
at Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
Week 4
Not That Drunk
at Cougar Hunters
Smokin' Stogies
at Jack-Hammers
Rehab is for quitters
at Bleacher Bums
Roger After Rehab
at Designated Drinker
Show Me Your TDS
at Red N' Mellow
Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
at Brady's Out
Week 5
Cougar Hunters
at Rehab is for quitters
Roger After Rehab
at Jack-Hammers
Red N' Mellow
at Not That Drunk
Smokin' Stogies
at Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
Bleacher Bums
at Brady's Out
Designated Drinker
at Show Me Your TDS
Week 6
Cougar Hunters
at Brady's Out
Show Me Your TDS
at Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
Designated Drinker
at Red N' Mellow
Roger After Rehab
at Bleacher Bums
Smokin' Stogies
at Rehab is for quitters
Jack-Hammers
at Not That Drunk
Week 7
Cougar Hunters
at Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
Red N' Mellow
at Brady's Out
Show Me Your TDS
at Roger After Rehab
Designated Drinker
at Rehab is for quitters
Bleacher Bums
at Jack-Hammers
Smokin' Stogies
at Not That Drunk
Week 8
Red N' Mellow
at Cougar Hunters
Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
at Roger After Rehab
Brady's Out
at Rehab is for quitters
Show Me Your TDS
at Jack-Hammers
Designated Drinker
at Not That Drunk
Bleacher Bums
at Smokin' Stogies
Week 9
Jack-Hammers
at Cougar Hunters
Rehab is for quitters
at Not That Drunk
Roger After Rehab
at Smokin' Stogies
Red N' Mellow
at Bleacher Bums
Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
at Designated Drinker
Brady's Out
at Show Me Your TDS
Week 10
Designated Drinker
at Cougar Hunters
Bleacher Bums
at Show Me Your TDS
Brady's Out
at Smokin' Stogies
Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
at Not That Drunk
Jack-Hammers
at Red N' Mellow
Rehab is for quitters
at Roger After Rehab
Week 11
Cougar Hunters
at Roger After Rehab
Red N' Mellow
at Rehab is for quitters
Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
at Jack-Hammers
Not That Drunk
at Brady's Out
Show Me Your TDS
at Smokin' Stogies
Bleacher Bums
at Designated Drinker
Week 12
Cougar Hunters
at Show Me Your TDS
Brady's Out
at Designated Drinker
Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
at Bleacher Bums
Red N' Mellow
at Smokin' Stogies
Not That Drunk
at Roger After Rehab
Jack-Hammers
at Rehab is for quitters
Week 13
Rehab is for quitters
at Cougar Hunters
Jack-Hammers
at Roger After Rehab
Not That Drunk
at Red N' Mellow
Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
at Smokin' Stogies
Brady's Out
at Bleacher Bums
Show Me Your TDS
at Designated Drinker
Week 14
Bleacher Bums
at Cougar Hunters
Smokin' Stogies
at Designated Drinker
Not That Drunk
at Show Me Your TDS
Brady's Out
at Jack-Hammers
Rehab is for quitters
at Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
Roger After Rehab
at Red N' Mellow
Who Each Team Plays Twice
| Franchise | Home | Away | Plays twice |
|---|---|---|---|
| Designated Drinker | 7 | 7 | Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks, Show Me Your TDS, Bleacher Bums |
| Not That Drunk | 7 | 7 | Rehab is for quitters, Red N' Mellow, Brady's Out |
| Rehab is for quitters | 7 | 7 | Not That Drunk, Red N' Mellow, Cougar Hunters |
| Roger After Rehab | 7 | 7 | Smokin' Stogies, Jack-Hammers, Cougar Hunters |
| Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks | 7 | 7 | Designated Drinker, Smokin' Stogies, Jack-Hammers |
| Red N' Mellow | 7 | 7 | Not That Drunk, Rehab is for quitters, Bleacher Bums |
| Brady's Out | 7 | 7 | Not That Drunk, Show Me Your TDS, Bleacher Bums |
| Show Me Your TDS | 7 | 7 | Designated Drinker, Brady's Out, Smokin' Stogies |
| Smokin' Stogies | 7 | 7 | Roger After Rehab, Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks, Show Me Your TDS |
| Jack-Hammers | 7 | 7 | Roger After Rehab, Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks, Cougar Hunters |
| Cougar Hunters | 7 | 7 | Rehab is for quitters, Roger After Rehab, Jack-Hammers |
| Bleacher Bums | 7 | 7 | Designated Drinker, Red N' Mellow, Brady's Out |