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Every franchise plays all 11 opponents at least once
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Every franchise gets exactly 7 home and 7 away games
⚠️ 5 pairing(s) repeat from the frozen 2022-2026 groups
The 14 weeks are a full 11-round round robin plus 3 repeat rounds. The repeat rounds advance every season (this year: rounds 6, 7, 8), so across an 11-year cycle every pair of franchises is doubled up exactly three times. Nobody keeps a soft draw, and nobody keeps a hard one.
2028 Week by Week
Week 1
Smokin' Stogies
at Cougar Hunters
Bleacher Bums
at Not That Drunk
Designated Drinker
at Jack-Hammers
Rehab is for quitters
at Show Me Your TDS
Roger After Rehab
at Brady's Out
Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
at Red N' Mellow
Week 2
Cougar Hunters
at Jack-Hammers
Rehab is for quitters
at Not That Drunk
Roger After Rehab
at Smokin' Stogies
Red N' Mellow
at Bleacher Bums
Designated Drinker
at Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
Brady's Out
at Show Me Your TDS
Week 3
Cougar Hunters
at Designated Drinker
Bleacher Bums
at Show Me Your TDS
Smokin' Stogies
at Brady's Out
Not That Drunk
at Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
Red N' Mellow
at Jack-Hammers
Roger After Rehab
at Rehab is for quitters
Week 4
Cougar Hunters
at Rehab is for quitters
Jack-Hammers
at Roger After Rehab
Not That Drunk
at Red N' Mellow
Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
at Smokin' Stogies
Brady's Out
at Bleacher Bums
Show Me Your TDS
at Designated Drinker
Week 5
Brady's Out
at Cougar Hunters
Show Me Your TDS
at Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
Red N' Mellow
at Designated Drinker
Roger After Rehab
at Bleacher Bums
Smokin' Stogies
at Rehab is for quitters
Jack-Hammers
at Not That Drunk
Week 6
Not That Drunk
at Cougar Hunters
Jack-Hammers
at Smokin' Stogies
Rehab is for quitters
at Bleacher Bums
Roger After Rehab
at Designated Drinker
Red N' Mellow
at Show Me Your TDS
Brady's Out
at Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
Week 7
Cougar Hunters
at Show Me Your TDS
Brady's Out
at Designated Drinker
Bleacher Bums
at Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
Smokin' Stogies
at Red N' Mellow
Not That Drunk
at Roger After Rehab
Rehab is for quitters
at Jack-Hammers
Week 8
Cougar Hunters
at Smokin' Stogies
Not That Drunk
at Bleacher Bums
Jack-Hammers
at Designated Drinker
Show Me Your TDS
at Rehab is for quitters
Brady's Out
at Roger After Rehab
Red N' Mellow
at Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
Week 9
Jack-Hammers
at Cougar Hunters
Not That Drunk
at Rehab is for quitters
Smokin' Stogies
at Roger After Rehab
Bleacher Bums
at Red N' Mellow
Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
at Designated Drinker
Show Me Your TDS
at Brady's Out
Week 10
Red N' Mellow
at Cougar Hunters
Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
at Roger After Rehab
Rehab is for quitters
at Brady's Out
Show Me Your TDS
at Jack-Hammers
Designated Drinker
at Not That Drunk
Bleacher Bums
at Smokin' Stogies
Week 11
Cougar Hunters
at Roger After Rehab
Rehab is for quitters
at Red N' Mellow
Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
at Jack-Hammers
Brady's Out
at Not That Drunk
Show Me Your TDS
at Smokin' Stogies
Designated Drinker
at Bleacher Bums
Week 12
Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
at Cougar Hunters
Red N' Mellow
at Brady's Out
Roger After Rehab
at Show Me Your TDS
Designated Drinker
at Rehab is for quitters
Jack-Hammers
at Bleacher Bums
Smokin' Stogies
at Not That Drunk
Week 13
Bleacher Bums
at Cougar Hunters
Designated Drinker
at Smokin' Stogies
Not That Drunk
at Show Me Your TDS
Jack-Hammers
at Brady's Out
Rehab is for quitters
at Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
Roger After Rehab
at Red N' Mellow
Week 14
Cougar Hunters
at Not That Drunk
Smokin' Stogies
at Jack-Hammers
Bleacher Bums
at Rehab is for quitters
Designated Drinker
at Roger After Rehab
Show Me Your TDS
at Red N' Mellow
Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
at Brady's Out
Who Each Team Plays Twice
| Franchise | Home | Away | Plays twice |
|---|---|---|---|
| Designated Drinker | 7 | 7 | Roger After Rehab, Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks, Jack-Hammers |
| Not That Drunk | 7 | 7 | Rehab is for quitters, Cougar Hunters, Bleacher Bums |
| Rehab is for quitters | 7 | 7 | Not That Drunk, Show Me Your TDS, Bleacher Bums |
| Roger After Rehab | 7 | 7 | Designated Drinker, Brady's Out, Smokin' Stogies |
| Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks | 7 | 7 | Designated Drinker, Red N' Mellow, Brady's Out |
| Red N' Mellow | 7 | 7 | Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks, Show Me Your TDS, Bleacher Bums |
| Brady's Out | 7 | 7 | Roger After Rehab, Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks, Show Me Your TDS |
| Show Me Your TDS | 7 | 7 | Rehab is for quitters, Red N' Mellow, Brady's Out |
| Smokin' Stogies | 7 | 7 | Roger After Rehab, Jack-Hammers, Cougar Hunters |
| Jack-Hammers | 7 | 7 | Designated Drinker, Smokin' Stogies, Cougar Hunters |
| Cougar Hunters | 7 | 7 | Not That Drunk, Smokin' Stogies, Jack-Hammers |
| Bleacher Bums | 7 | 7 | Not That Drunk, Rehab is for quitters, Red N' Mellow |