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Every franchise plays all 11 opponents at least once
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Every franchise gets exactly 7 home and 7 away games
⚠️ 6 pairing(s) repeat from the frozen 2022-2026 groups
The 14 weeks are a full 11-round round robin plus 3 repeat rounds. The repeat rounds advance every season (this year: rounds 3, 4, 5), so across an 11-year cycle every pair of franchises is doubled up exactly three times. Nobody keeps a soft draw, and nobody keeps a hard one.
2027 Week by Week
Week 1
Cougar Hunters
at Jack-Hammers
Rehab is for quitters
at Not That Drunk
Roger After Rehab
at Smokin' Stogies
Red N' Mellow
at Bleacher Bums
Designated Drinker
at Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
Brady's Out
at Show Me Your TDS
Week 2
Rehab is for quitters
at Cougar Hunters
Roger After Rehab
at Jack-Hammers
Not That Drunk
at Red N' Mellow
Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
at Smokin' Stogies
Bleacher Bums
at Brady's Out
Show Me Your TDS
at Designated Drinker
Week 3
Roger After Rehab
at Cougar Hunters
Red N' Mellow
at Rehab is for quitters
Jack-Hammers
at Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
Not That Drunk
at Brady's Out
Smokin' Stogies
at Show Me Your TDS
Designated Drinker
at Bleacher Bums
Week 4
Red N' Mellow
at Cougar Hunters
Roger After Rehab
at Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
Rehab is for quitters
at Brady's Out
Jack-Hammers
at Show Me Your TDS
Not That Drunk
at Designated Drinker
Smokin' Stogies
at Bleacher Bums
Week 5
Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
at Cougar Hunters
Brady's Out
at Red N' Mellow
Show Me Your TDS
at Roger After Rehab
Designated Drinker
at Rehab is for quitters
Bleacher Bums
at Jack-Hammers
Smokin' Stogies
at Not That Drunk
Week 6
Designated Drinker
at Cougar Hunters
Show Me Your TDS
at Bleacher Bums
Brady's Out
at Smokin' Stogies
Not That Drunk
at Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
Red N' Mellow
at Jack-Hammers
Rehab is for quitters
at Roger After Rehab
Week 7
Cougar Hunters
at Smokin' Stogies
Not That Drunk
at Bleacher Bums
Jack-Hammers
at Designated Drinker
Rehab is for quitters
at Show Me Your TDS
Roger After Rehab
at Brady's Out
Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
at Red N' Mellow
Week 8
Cougar Hunters
at Roger After Rehab
Rehab is for quitters
at Red N' Mellow
Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
at Jack-Hammers
Brady's Out
at Not That Drunk
Show Me Your TDS
at Smokin' Stogies
Bleacher Bums
at Designated Drinker
Week 9
Cougar Hunters
at Not That Drunk
Jack-Hammers
at Smokin' Stogies
Rehab is for quitters
at Bleacher Bums
Roger After Rehab
at Designated Drinker
Red N' Mellow
at Show Me Your TDS
Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
at Brady's Out
Week 10
Cougar Hunters
at Rehab is for quitters
Jack-Hammers
at Roger After Rehab
Red N' Mellow
at Not That Drunk
Smokin' Stogies
at Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
Brady's Out
at Bleacher Bums
Designated Drinker
at Show Me Your TDS
Week 11
Show Me Your TDS
at Cougar Hunters
Brady's Out
at Designated Drinker
Bleacher Bums
at Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
Smokin' Stogies
at Red N' Mellow
Roger After Rehab
at Not That Drunk
Jack-Hammers
at Rehab is for quitters
Week 12
Cougar Hunters
at Red N' Mellow
Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
at Roger After Rehab
Brady's Out
at Rehab is for quitters
Show Me Your TDS
at Jack-Hammers
Designated Drinker
at Not That Drunk
Bleacher Bums
at Smokin' Stogies
Week 13
Cougar Hunters
at Brady's Out
Show Me Your TDS
at Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
Designated Drinker
at Red N' Mellow
Bleacher Bums
at Roger After Rehab
Smokin' Stogies
at Rehab is for quitters
Not That Drunk
at Jack-Hammers
Week 14
Bleacher Bums
at Cougar Hunters
Smokin' Stogies
at Designated Drinker
Not That Drunk
at Show Me Your TDS
Jack-Hammers
at Brady's Out
Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
at Rehab is for quitters
Red N' Mellow
at Roger After Rehab
Who Each Team Plays Twice
| Franchise | Home | Away | Plays twice |
|---|---|---|---|
| Designated Drinker | 7 | 7 | Not That Drunk, Show Me Your TDS, Bleacher Bums |
| Not That Drunk | 7 | 7 | Designated Drinker, Red N' Mellow, Brady's Out |
| Rehab is for quitters | 7 | 7 | Red N' Mellow, Brady's Out, Cougar Hunters |
| Roger After Rehab | 7 | 7 | Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks, Jack-Hammers, Cougar Hunters |
| Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks | 7 | 7 | Roger After Rehab, Smokin' Stogies, Jack-Hammers |
| Red N' Mellow | 7 | 7 | Not That Drunk, Rehab is for quitters, Cougar Hunters |
| Brady's Out | 7 | 7 | Not That Drunk, Rehab is for quitters, Bleacher Bums |
| Show Me Your TDS | 7 | 7 | Designated Drinker, Smokin' Stogies, Jack-Hammers |
| Smokin' Stogies | 7 | 7 | Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks, Show Me Your TDS, Bleacher Bums |
| Jack-Hammers | 7 | 7 | Roger After Rehab, Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks, Show Me Your TDS |
| Cougar Hunters | 7 | 7 | Rehab is for quitters, Roger After Rehab, Red N' Mellow |
| Bleacher Bums | 7 | 7 | Designated Drinker, Brady's Out, Smokin' Stogies |