💸 Drunk Roger's Fine Ledger
Every theatrical fine the commissioner-bot has issued. None of these are real, all of them are deserved.
13 fines issued · $45,878.36 in (fictional) penalties
Most Fined Owners
| # | Owner | Fines | Total Fined |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Brad Monier | 3 | $23,027.11 |
| 2 | Collin Akers | 1 | $8,341.75 |
| 3 | Taylor Hook & Blake Hoene | 3 | $6,063.50 |
| 4 | Brandon Springer | 3 | $4,194.75 |
| 5 | Brian Hillman | 2 | $3,404.00 |
| 6 | Jeremy Peters | 1 | $847.25 |
Fine Timeline
Newest first.
| Date | Owner | Amount | Reason |
|---|---|---|---|
| May 21, 2026 1:54 AM |
Brad Monier
|
$11,847.75 | Repeated conduct detrimental to the league office, aggravated stogie-related misconduct, and threatening Roger with a trade block. |
| May 21, 2026 1:45 AM |
Brad Monier
|
$6,942.18 | Tampering with a league office asset and unsolicited stogie-related advances |
| May 19, 2026 6:24 PM |
Brian Hillman
|
$1,247.50 | Willfully constructing a QB room of Brett Rypien, Derek Carr, and Ryan Tannehill and calling it a dynasty strategy |
| May 19, 2026 5:25 PM |
Taylor Hook & Blake Hoene
|
$4,783.25 | Operating under the name "Franchise 4" for four-plus seasons — a sustained, multi-year act of naming negligence and disrespect toward the shield. |
| May 19, 2026 5:16 PM |
Brian Hillman
|
$2,156.50 | Sustaining a 21% career win rate for multiple seasons without so much as a formal apology to the league |
| May 18, 2026 7:32 PM |
Brandon Springer
|
$500.00 | Filing a formal grievance about fine duplication in an official league channel instead of using proper back-channels. |
| May 18, 2026 7:13 PM |
Brandon Springer
|
$2,847.50 | Addressing the Commissioner as "Chubbs" in an official league channel |
| May 17, 2026 10:39 PM |
Brandon Springer
|
$847.25 | Providing "2ish" as an official pick deadline — a non-time, a vibe, an affront to the league schedule |
| May 14, 2026 4:42 PM |
Taylor Hook & Blake Hoene
|
$32.75 | Collin Akers lobbying the Commissioner's office to redirect all fines to Roger After Rehab. Conspiracy surcharge. |
| May 14, 2026 3:06 PM |
Taylor Hook & Blake Hoene
|
$1,247.50 | Selecting the wrong receiver during the rookie draft and forcing a re-draft — conduct detrimental to the shield and basic competence |
| May 13, 2026 3:16 PM |
Brad Monier
|
$4,237.18 | Attempting to barter a 1.05 rookie pick for access to the Commissioner's spouse. The shield will not stand for this. |
| May 11, 2026 5:01 PM |
Jeremy Peters
|
$847.25 | Telling the Commissioner to get off his back during an active investigation |
| Apr 29, 2026 9:25 PM |
Collin Akers
|
$8,341.75 | Brady team name |
Roger issues fines via the issue_fine tool when the moment in chat earns it.
Per Article 14 Section 7(c), all fines are imaginary and non-refundable.