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Every franchise plays all 11 opponents at least once
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Every franchise gets exactly 7 home and 7 away games
⚠️ 7 pairing(s) repeat from the frozen 2022-2026 groups
The 14 weeks are a full 11-round round robin plus 3 repeat rounds. The repeat rounds advance every season (this year: rounds 9, 10, 0), so across an 11-year cycle every pair of franchises is doubled up exactly three times. Nobody keeps a soft draw, and nobody keeps a hard one.
2029 Week by Week
Week 1
Bleacher Bums
at Cougar Hunters
Designated Drinker
at Smokin' Stogies
Not That Drunk
at Show Me Your TDS
Brady's Out
at Jack-Hammers
Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
at Rehab is for quitters
Roger After Rehab
at Red N' Mellow
Week 2
Cougar Hunters
at Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
Brady's Out
at Red N' Mellow
Show Me Your TDS
at Roger After Rehab
Rehab is for quitters
at Designated Drinker
Bleacher Bums
at Jack-Hammers
Smokin' Stogies
at Not That Drunk
Week 3
Cougar Hunters
at Red N' Mellow
Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
at Roger After Rehab
Rehab is for quitters
at Brady's Out
Show Me Your TDS
at Jack-Hammers
Designated Drinker
at Not That Drunk
Smokin' Stogies
at Bleacher Bums
Week 4
Designated Drinker
at Cougar Hunters
Show Me Your TDS
at Bleacher Bums
Brady's Out
at Smokin' Stogies
Not That Drunk
at Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
Red N' Mellow
at Jack-Hammers
Roger After Rehab
at Rehab is for quitters
Week 5
Cougar Hunters
at Rehab is for quitters
Roger After Rehab
at Jack-Hammers
Not That Drunk
at Red N' Mellow
Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
at Smokin' Stogies
Brady's Out
at Bleacher Bums
Designated Drinker
at Show Me Your TDS
Week 6
Cougar Hunters
at Show Me Your TDS
Designated Drinker
at Brady's Out
Bleacher Bums
at Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
Smokin' Stogies
at Red N' Mellow
Not That Drunk
at Roger After Rehab
Rehab is for quitters
at Jack-Hammers
Week 7
Not That Drunk
at Cougar Hunters
Jack-Hammers
at Smokin' Stogies
Bleacher Bums
at Rehab is for quitters
Designated Drinker
at Roger After Rehab
Red N' Mellow
at Show Me Your TDS
Brady's Out
at Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
Week 8
Smokin' Stogies
at Cougar Hunters
Not That Drunk
at Bleacher Bums
Jack-Hammers
at Designated Drinker
Rehab is for quitters
at Show Me Your TDS
Roger After Rehab
at Brady's Out
Red N' Mellow
at Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
Week 9
Cougar Hunters
at Designated Drinker
Bleacher Bums
at Show Me Your TDS
Smokin' Stogies
at Brady's Out
Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
at Not That Drunk
Jack-Hammers
at Red N' Mellow
Rehab is for quitters
at Roger After Rehab
Week 10
Roger After Rehab
at Cougar Hunters
Red N' Mellow
at Rehab is for quitters
Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
at Jack-Hammers
Not That Drunk
at Brady's Out
Show Me Your TDS
at Smokin' Stogies
Bleacher Bums
at Designated Drinker
Week 11
Jack-Hammers
at Cougar Hunters
Rehab is for quitters
at Not That Drunk
Roger After Rehab
at Smokin' Stogies
Red N' Mellow
at Bleacher Bums
Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
at Designated Drinker
Brady's Out
at Show Me Your TDS
Week 12
Cougar Hunters
at Brady's Out
Show Me Your TDS
at Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
Designated Drinker
at Red N' Mellow
Bleacher Bums
at Roger After Rehab
Smokin' Stogies
at Rehab is for quitters
Jack-Hammers
at Not That Drunk
Week 13
Cougar Hunters
at Bleacher Bums
Smokin' Stogies
at Designated Drinker
Show Me Your TDS
at Not That Drunk
Jack-Hammers
at Brady's Out
Rehab is for quitters
at Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
Red N' Mellow
at Roger After Rehab
Week 14
Show Me Your TDS
at Cougar Hunters
Brady's Out
at Designated Drinker
Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
at Bleacher Bums
Red N' Mellow
at Smokin' Stogies
Roger After Rehab
at Not That Drunk
Jack-Hammers
at Rehab is for quitters
Who Each Team Plays Twice
| Franchise | Home | Away | Plays twice |
|---|---|---|---|
| Designated Drinker | 7 | 7 | Brady's Out, Smokin' Stogies, Cougar Hunters |
| Not That Drunk | 7 | 7 | Roger After Rehab, Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks, Show Me Your TDS |
| Rehab is for quitters | 7 | 7 | Roger After Rehab, Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks, Jack-Hammers |
| Roger After Rehab | 7 | 7 | Not That Drunk, Rehab is for quitters, Red N' Mellow |
| Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks | 7 | 7 | Not That Drunk, Rehab is for quitters, Bleacher Bums |
| Red N' Mellow | 7 | 7 | Roger After Rehab, Smokin' Stogies, Jack-Hammers |
| Brady's Out | 7 | 7 | Designated Drinker, Smokin' Stogies, Jack-Hammers |
| Show Me Your TDS | 7 | 7 | Not That Drunk, Cougar Hunters, Bleacher Bums |
| Smokin' Stogies | 7 | 7 | Designated Drinker, Red N' Mellow, Brady's Out |
| Jack-Hammers | 7 | 7 | Rehab is for quitters, Red N' Mellow, Brady's Out |
| Cougar Hunters | 7 | 7 | Designated Drinker, Show Me Your TDS, Bleacher Bums |
| Bleacher Bums | 7 | 7 | Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks, Show Me Your TDS, Cougar Hunters |