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Every franchise plays all 11 opponents at least once
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Every franchise gets exactly 7 home and 7 away games
⚠️ 3 pairing(s) repeat from the frozen 2022-2026 groups
The 14 weeks are a full 11-round round robin plus 3 repeat rounds. The repeat rounds advance every season (this year: rounds 1, 2, 3), so across an 11-year cycle every pair of franchises is doubled up exactly three times. Nobody keeps a soft draw, and nobody keeps a hard one.
2030 Week by Week
Week 1
Rehab is for quitters
at Cougar Hunters
Roger After Rehab
at Jack-Hammers
Red N' Mellow
at Not That Drunk
Smokin' Stogies
at Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
Bleacher Bums
at Brady's Out
Show Me Your TDS
at Designated Drinker
Week 2
Cougar Hunters
at Bleacher Bums
Smokin' Stogies
at Designated Drinker
Not That Drunk
at Show Me Your TDS
Jack-Hammers
at Brady's Out
Rehab is for quitters
at Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
Roger After Rehab
at Red N' Mellow
Week 3
Cougar Hunters
at Brady's Out
Show Me Your TDS
at Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
Designated Drinker
at Red N' Mellow
Bleacher Bums
at Roger After Rehab
Smokin' Stogies
at Rehab is for quitters
Jack-Hammers
at Not That Drunk
Week 4
Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
at Cougar Hunters
Brady's Out
at Red N' Mellow
Show Me Your TDS
at Roger After Rehab
Rehab is for quitters
at Designated Drinker
Bleacher Bums
at Jack-Hammers
Smokin' Stogies
at Not That Drunk
Week 5
Cougar Hunters
at Red N' Mellow
Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
at Roger After Rehab
Brady's Out
at Rehab is for quitters
Jack-Hammers
at Show Me Your TDS
Designated Drinker
at Not That Drunk
Bleacher Bums
at Smokin' Stogies
Week 6
Not That Drunk
at Cougar Hunters
Jack-Hammers
at Smokin' Stogies
Bleacher Bums
at Rehab is for quitters
Designated Drinker
at Roger After Rehab
Show Me Your TDS
at Red N' Mellow
Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
at Brady's Out
Week 7
Show Me Your TDS
at Cougar Hunters
Designated Drinker
at Brady's Out
Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
at Bleacher Bums
Smokin' Stogies
at Red N' Mellow
Not That Drunk
at Roger After Rehab
Jack-Hammers
at Rehab is for quitters
Week 8
Brady's Out
at Cougar Hunters
Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
at Show Me Your TDS
Red N' Mellow
at Designated Drinker
Roger After Rehab
at Bleacher Bums
Rehab is for quitters
at Smokin' Stogies
Not That Drunk
at Jack-Hammers
Week 9
Cougar Hunters
at Smokin' Stogies
Bleacher Bums
at Not That Drunk
Jack-Hammers
at Designated Drinker
Show Me Your TDS
at Rehab is for quitters
Brady's Out
at Roger After Rehab
Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
at Red N' Mellow
Week 10
Cougar Hunters
at Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
Red N' Mellow
at Brady's Out
Roger After Rehab
at Show Me Your TDS
Designated Drinker
at Rehab is for quitters
Jack-Hammers
at Bleacher Bums
Not That Drunk
at Smokin' Stogies
Week 11
Roger After Rehab
at Cougar Hunters
Red N' Mellow
at Rehab is for quitters
Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
at Jack-Hammers
Brady's Out
at Not That Drunk
Smokin' Stogies
at Show Me Your TDS
Designated Drinker
at Bleacher Bums
Week 12
Cougar Hunters
at Jack-Hammers
Rehab is for quitters
at Not That Drunk
Roger After Rehab
at Smokin' Stogies
Red N' Mellow
at Bleacher Bums
Designated Drinker
at Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
Brady's Out
at Show Me Your TDS
Week 13
Red N' Mellow
at Cougar Hunters
Roger After Rehab
at Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
Rehab is for quitters
at Brady's Out
Show Me Your TDS
at Jack-Hammers
Not That Drunk
at Designated Drinker
Smokin' Stogies
at Bleacher Bums
Week 14
Cougar Hunters
at Designated Drinker
Bleacher Bums
at Show Me Your TDS
Brady's Out
at Smokin' Stogies
Not That Drunk
at Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
Red N' Mellow
at Jack-Hammers
Rehab is for quitters
at Roger After Rehab
Who Each Team Plays Twice
| Franchise | Home | Away | Plays twice |
|---|---|---|---|
| Designated Drinker | 7 | 7 | Not That Drunk, Rehab is for quitters, Red N' Mellow |
| Not That Drunk | 7 | 7 | Designated Drinker, Smokin' Stogies, Jack-Hammers |
| Rehab is for quitters | 7 | 7 | Designated Drinker, Brady's Out, Smokin' Stogies |
| Roger After Rehab | 7 | 7 | Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks, Show Me Your TDS, Bleacher Bums |
| Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks | 7 | 7 | Roger After Rehab, Show Me Your TDS, Cougar Hunters |
| Red N' Mellow | 7 | 7 | Designated Drinker, Brady's Out, Cougar Hunters |
| Brady's Out | 7 | 7 | Rehab is for quitters, Red N' Mellow, Cougar Hunters |
| Show Me Your TDS | 7 | 7 | Roger After Rehab, Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks, Jack-Hammers |
| Smokin' Stogies | 7 | 7 | Not That Drunk, Rehab is for quitters, Bleacher Bums |
| Jack-Hammers | 7 | 7 | Not That Drunk, Show Me Your TDS, Bleacher Bums |
| Cougar Hunters | 7 | 7 | Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks, Red N' Mellow, Brady's Out |
| Bleacher Bums | 7 | 7 | Roger After Rehab, Smokin' Stogies, Jack-Hammers |