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Every franchise plays all 11 opponents at least once
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Every franchise gets exactly 7 home and 7 away games
✅ No pairing repeats from the frozen 2022-2026 groups
The 14 weeks are a full 11-round round robin plus 3 repeat rounds. The repeat rounds advance every season (this year: rounds 0, 1, 2), so across an 11-year cycle every pair of franchises is doubled up exactly three times. Nobody keeps a soft draw, and nobody keeps a hard one.
2026 Week by Week
Week 1
Show Me Your TDS
at Cougar Hunters
Designated Drinker
at Brady's Out
Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
at Bleacher Bums
Smokin' Stogies
at Red N' Mellow
Not That Drunk
at Roger After Rehab
Jack-Hammers
at Rehab is for quitters
Week 2
Cougar Hunters
at Bleacher Bums
Smokin' Stogies
at Designated Drinker
Show Me Your TDS
at Not That Drunk
Jack-Hammers
at Brady's Out
Rehab is for quitters
at Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
Red N' Mellow
at Roger After Rehab
Week 3
Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
at Cougar Hunters
Red N' Mellow
at Brady's Out
Show Me Your TDS
at Roger After Rehab
Rehab is for quitters
at Designated Drinker
Jack-Hammers
at Bleacher Bums
Not That Drunk
at Smokin' Stogies
Week 4
Cougar Hunters
at Designated Drinker
Bleacher Bums
at Show Me Your TDS
Smokin' Stogies
at Brady's Out
Not That Drunk
at Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
Red N' Mellow
at Jack-Hammers
Rehab is for quitters
at Roger After Rehab
Week 5
Cougar Hunters
at Brady's Out
Show Me Your TDS
at Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
Designated Drinker
at Red N' Mellow
Roger After Rehab
at Bleacher Bums
Rehab is for quitters
at Smokin' Stogies
Jack-Hammers
at Not That Drunk
Week 6
Roger After Rehab
at Cougar Hunters
Red N' Mellow
at Rehab is for quitters
Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
at Jack-Hammers
Brady's Out
at Not That Drunk
Show Me Your TDS
at Smokin' Stogies
Designated Drinker
at Bleacher Bums
Week 7
Not That Drunk
at Cougar Hunters
Jack-Hammers
at Smokin' Stogies
Rehab is for quitters
at Bleacher Bums
Designated Drinker
at Roger After Rehab
Show Me Your TDS
at Red N' Mellow
Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
at Brady's Out
Week 8
Jack-Hammers
at Cougar Hunters
Not That Drunk
at Rehab is for quitters
Roger After Rehab
at Smokin' Stogies
Bleacher Bums
at Red N' Mellow
Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
at Designated Drinker
Brady's Out
at Show Me Your TDS
Week 9
Cougar Hunters
at Red N' Mellow
Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
at Roger After Rehab
Brady's Out
at Rehab is for quitters
Show Me Your TDS
at Jack-Hammers
Designated Drinker
at Not That Drunk
Bleacher Bums
at Smokin' Stogies
Week 10
Cougar Hunters
at Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
Brady's Out
at Red N' Mellow
Roger After Rehab
at Show Me Your TDS
Designated Drinker
at Rehab is for quitters
Bleacher Bums
at Jack-Hammers
Smokin' Stogies
at Not That Drunk
Week 11
Cougar Hunters
at Show Me Your TDS
Brady's Out
at Designated Drinker
Bleacher Bums
at Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
Red N' Mellow
at Smokin' Stogies
Roger After Rehab
at Not That Drunk
Rehab is for quitters
at Jack-Hammers
Week 12
Smokin' Stogies
at Cougar Hunters
Bleacher Bums
at Not That Drunk
Jack-Hammers
at Designated Drinker
Rehab is for quitters
at Show Me Your TDS
Roger After Rehab
at Brady's Out
Red N' Mellow
at Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
Week 13
Cougar Hunters
at Rehab is for quitters
Roger After Rehab
at Jack-Hammers
Not That Drunk
at Red N' Mellow
Smokin' Stogies
at Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
Brady's Out
at Bleacher Bums
Designated Drinker
at Show Me Your TDS
Week 14
Brady's Out
at Cougar Hunters
Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
at Show Me Your TDS
Red N' Mellow
at Designated Drinker
Bleacher Bums
at Roger After Rehab
Smokin' Stogies
at Rehab is for quitters
Not That Drunk
at Jack-Hammers
Who Each Team Plays Twice
| Franchise | Home | Away | Plays twice |
|---|---|---|---|
| Designated Drinker | 7 | 7 | Rehab is for quitters, Red N' Mellow, Brady's Out |
| Not That Drunk | 7 | 7 | Roger After Rehab, Smokin' Stogies, Jack-Hammers |
| Rehab is for quitters | 7 | 7 | Designated Drinker, Smokin' Stogies, Jack-Hammers |
| Roger After Rehab | 7 | 7 | Not That Drunk, Show Me Your TDS, Bleacher Bums |
| Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks | 7 | 7 | Show Me Your TDS, Cougar Hunters, Bleacher Bums |
| Red N' Mellow | 7 | 7 | Designated Drinker, Brady's Out, Smokin' Stogies |
| Brady's Out | 7 | 7 | Designated Drinker, Red N' Mellow, Cougar Hunters |
| Show Me Your TDS | 7 | 7 | Roger After Rehab, Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks, Cougar Hunters |
| Smokin' Stogies | 7 | 7 | Not That Drunk, Rehab is for quitters, Red N' Mellow |
| Jack-Hammers | 7 | 7 | Not That Drunk, Rehab is for quitters, Bleacher Bums |
| Cougar Hunters | 7 | 7 | Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks, Brady's Out, Show Me Your TDS |
| Bleacher Bums | 7 | 7 | Roger After Rehab, Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks, Jack-Hammers |