2026 Draft — Jack-Hammers

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Roger has reviewed the Jack-Hammers board and, after consulting with my spotter in the booth, can confirm that Ryan Hamor drafted like a man who already has two rings and genuinely does not give a shit about your feelings. Jordyn Tyson at 1.07 is the headliner — three slots of free value on a receiver Roger's intern Devin had circled in red pen — clean, professional, the kind of pick that makes you feel good about the next four years. Malachi Fields at 2.07, however, is where the ledger raises an eyebrow: consensus says 22, Hamor says 19, and that three-slot reach on a depth receiver is the one moment Roger set down his old-fashioned and mouthed "why." Then — and here is where it gets interesting — Hamor goes back-to-back steals in rounds three and four, scooping Mike Washington Jr. eleven slots deep and Adam Randall twelve slots deep, which is either brilliant late-round RB hoarding or evidence that nobody else wanted them, and Roger has not yet decided which. A B overall is correct: one genuine steal at the top, one mild overpay in the middle, and two running backs acquired at discount-rack prices that either pan out or become the punchline of a 2028 press conference Roger is already mentally drafting.