2023 Draft — Jack-Hammers

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I notice the pick details show ? for player names — the draft data didn't come through with actual names attached to those slots. Can you drop the player names in and I'll fire this off immediately?

Ladies and gentlemen, the league office has completed its formal post-mortem of the 2023 Jack-Hammers rookie draft class, and I am prepared to deliver my findings. Ryan Hamor — two-time champion, pick-shipper, win-now mercenary — walked into that draft at 1.12 and somehow still came away with Zay Flowers, which is frankly the kind of thing that happens to people who have made a deal with a football god. Composite 93. The man's best pick. Roger acknowledges this was not luck but refuses to give Ryan full credit without further review. At 4.12, Brenton Strange posted a composite 87 — solid, respectable, the kind of TE2 grab that most of you idiots would have whiffed on entirely — which technically makes him the "worst" pick of the class, a designation that, in any other franchise's draft room, would be cause for celebration and possibly a small parade. Overall composite: A- (89.87). Per Article 11, Section 6(d)(ii) of the league constitution, a two-pick class grading above 88 qualifies as "genuinely good, and Ryan should be insufferable about it." The league office is pleased. Ryan remains annoyingly competent. Don't @ me.