Corey Akers
Jeremy Peters
Brandon Springer
Taylor Hook & Blake Hoene
Nate Panicucci
Dan Pratt
Collin Akers
Tyler Sunstrom
Brad Monier
Ryan Hamor
Ryan Harker
Brian Hillman
Not That Drunk
Standings
| Year | Stnd | Record | Points |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2025 | 8 | 12-16 | 1,904 |
| 2024 | 4 | 20-8 | 2,134 |
| 2023 | 8 | 13-15 | 1,782 |
| 2022 | 5 | 15-13 | 1,862 |
Awards & Penalties
| Year | Award/Penalty | Payout |
|---|---|---|
| 2025 | 12th Place | $-50 |
| 2023 | 11th Place | $-30 |
Trades
2022-10-20
Jeremy Peters
Not That Drunk
Lawrence, Trevor (QB)
for
Nate Panicucci
Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
Rodgers, Aaron (QB)
2022-10-26
Jeremy Peters
Not That Drunk
2023 2.07
for
Nate Panicucci
Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
2023 1.09
2022-12-06
Jeremy Peters
Not That Drunk
White, Mike (QB)
McCaffrey, Christian (RB)
Williams, Mike (WR)
for
Tyler Sunstrom
Show Me Your TDS
London, Drake (WR)
2022-12-06
Tyler Sunstrom
Show Me Your TDS
2023 2.11
2023 3.11
for
Jeremy Peters
Not That Drunk
2022-12-09
Jeremy Peters
Not That Drunk
Elliott, Ezekiel (RB)
for
Ryan Hamor
Jack-Hammers
2022-12-09
Ryan Hamor
Jack-Hammers
2023 2.12
for
Jeremy Peters
Not That Drunk
2023-08-05
Jeremy Peters
Not That Drunk
2024 1.01
2024 4.01
for
Nate Panicucci
Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
Love, Jordan (QB)
2024 3.10
2023-09-28
Jeremy Peters
Not That Drunk
Samuel, Deebo (WR)
for
Tyler Sunstrom
Show Me Your TDS
Pierce, Dameon (RB)
2024 2.11
2025 3.10
2023-11-15
Jeremy Peters
Not That Drunk
Bigsby, Tank (RB)
Davis, Gabriel (WR)
2024 2.01
2024 3.01
for
Brian Hillman
Bleacher Bums
Ekeler, Austin (RB)
2024 4.02
2023-11-29
Jeremy Peters
Not That Drunk
Mayfield, Baker (QB)
2024 3.10
for
Brad Monier
Smokin' Stogies
2024 2.09
2024-05-06
Jeremy Peters
Not That Drunk
Sinnott, Ben (TE)
for
Corey Akers
Designated Drinker
2024 3.02
2024 4.04
2024-05-07
Jeremy Peters
Not That Drunk
2024 3.02
2025 2.08
for
Dan Pratt
Red N' Mellow
Diggs, Stefon (WR)
2024 4.08
2024-05-21
Ryan Hamor
Jack-Hammers
Barkley, Saquon (RB)
2025 2.06
for
Jeremy Peters
Not That Drunk
Addison, Jordan (WR)
Freiermuth, Pat (TE)
2025 1.08
2024-06-28
Jeremy Peters
Not That Drunk
Tracy, Tyrone (RB)
White, Zamir (RB)
for
Brandon Springer
Rehab is for quitters
Pratt, Michael (QB)
Kraft, Tucker (TE)
Allen, Braelon (RB)
2025 4.07
2024-10-10
Jeremy Peters
Not That Drunk
McMillan, Jalen (WR)
2025 2.06
2025 3.10
2025 4.07
for
Brad Monier
Smokin' Stogies
Jacobs, Josh (RB)
2025-05-14
Jeremy Peters
Not That Drunk
Barkley, Saquon (RB)
Kincaid, Dalton (TE)
for
Tyler Sunstrom
Show Me Your TDS
Irving, Bucky (RB)
Wilson, Garrett (WR)
2026 3.12
2025-05-22
Jeremy Peters
Not That Drunk
London, Drake (WR)
for
Dan Pratt
Red N' Mellow
2025 2.01
2025 3.01
2026 3.03
2025-08-24
Jeremy Peters
Not That Drunk
Ferguson, Terrance (TE)
2026 3.03
for
Nate Panicucci
Drunks doing drunk things because they're drunks
Adams, Davante (WR)
Roster
SD = Startup Draft, RD = Rookie Draft, WP = Waiver Pickup, FA = Free Agent
RB
Walker III, Kenneth
KCC
Age
25
YTD
Avg
Acq
SD: $30
WR
Sutton, Courtland
DEN
Age
30
YTD
Avg
Acq
SD: $33
TE
Okonkwo, Chigoziem
WAS
Age
26
YTD
Avg
Acq
SD: $1
TE
Likely, Isaiah
NYG
Age
25
YTD
Avg
Acq
SD: $2
WR
Boutte, Kayshon
NEP
Age
23
YTD
Avg
Acq
RD: 23 - 3.11
QB
Love, Jordan
GBP
Age
27
YTD
Avg
Acq
SD: $2
RB
Pierce, Dameon
PHI
Age
26
YTD
Avg
Acq
SD: $43
QB
Rodgers, Aaron
PIT
Age
42
YTD
Avg
Acq
SD: $30
WR
Tolbert, Jalen
MIA
Age
27
YTD
Avg
Acq
SD: $8
TE
Sanders, Ja'Tavion
CAR
Age
23
YTD
Avg
Acq
RD: 24 - 2.11
TE
Kraft, Tucker
GBP
Age
25
YTD
Avg
Acq
RD: 23 - 4.2
WR
Austin III, Calvin
NYG
Age
27
YTD
Avg
Acq
SD: $6
RB
Jacobs, Josh
GBP
Age
28
YTD
Avg
Acq
SD: $41
QB
Lance, Trey
LAC
Age
25
YTD
Avg
Acq
SD: $57
WR
Diggs, Stefon
FA
Age
32
YTD
Avg
Acq
SD: $62
RB
Tucker, Sean
TBB
Age
24
YTD
Avg
Acq
RD: 23 - 4.7
RB
Irving, Bucky
TBB
Age
23
YTD
Avg
Acq
RD: 24 - 3.11
WR
Wilson, Garrett
NYJ
Age
25
YTD
Avg
Acq
SD: $13
RB
Smith, Brashard
KCC
Age
23
YTD
Avg
Acq
RD: 25 - 4.8
WR
Adams, Davante
LAR
Age
33
YTD
Avg
Acq
SD: $50
TE
Tonges, Jake
SFO
Age
26
YTD
Avg
Acq
FA
QB
Dart, Jaxson
NYG
Age
22
YTD
Avg
Acq
RD: 25 - 2.1
RB
Blue, Jaydon
DAL
Age
22
YTD
Avg
Acq
RD: 25 - 3.8
TE
Whyle, Josh
GBP
Age
26
YTD
Avg
Acq
FA
WR
Reed, Jayden
GBP
Age
25
YTD
Avg
Acq
RD: 23 - 2.12
QB
Watson, Deshaun
CLE
Age
30
YTD
Avg
Acq
SD: $45
RB
Ekeler, Austin
WAS
Age
30
YTD
Avg
Acq
SD: $75
QB
Wentz, Carson
MIN
Age
33
YTD
Avg
Acq
SD: $5
RB
Guerendo, Isaac
SFO
Age
25
YTD
Avg
Acq
RD: 24 - 4.8
WR
Horn, Jimmy
CAR
Age
23
YTD
Avg
Acq
WP: 25 - $5
RB
Allen, Braelon
NYJ
Age
22
YTD
Avg
Acq
RD: 24 - 4.5